No, not MVP, but M-V-Pee, as in the most hydrated player. Yep, they went there.
It’s part of a sports science research project where they’re trying to track the health of their players during the season. The test for hydration is literally done by measuring their urine on a special device. Staying hydrated is important, and at the end of the season, whichever player stays on top of the most-hydrated list will receive the trophy, which is a gold-plated urinal.
Odd as it sounds, that’d be hilarious to keep on display, wouldn’t it? Weird, but hilarious.