If you haven’t heard, there was an interesting event at Disneyland on Friday night. Everyone was gathered in a typically large crowd watching the Main Street Electrical Parade, when reports started floating around of “someone throwing human feces on people.”
Well, there WAS feces landing on people, 17 people to be exact, but it wasn’t of the human variety. It turned out to just be a flock of geese flying overhead. They decided to open the hatches at the wrong moment, and 11 adults & 6 children became the victims of the geese’s, uh, movement.
The HAZMAT crew responded due to the initial reports of “human feces,” but the guests wound up just cleaning themselves off and continuing about their night.
Makes you want to wear a hat, you know?