Worst first date ever. It has to be. I mean, we’ve all had awkward dates, as well as awkward situations where we revealed our, um, “bodily functions” to the person we’re dating. This story just keeps getting worse, and will likely be written into some new Ben Stiller romantic comedy soon. “Franks and beans!” “Is that hair gel?”
So this Tinder date was apparently going well enough that she wound up back at his place after dinner. Problem #1, she had to use the bathroom. During the process, the toilet became clogged. So, in a panic, her first thought was to grab the offending, ug, clog-causer, and toss it out the window into the yard.
Problem #2 became stuck between two windows that were non-opening. In another even more intense panic, she then climbed between the two windows to retrieve the evidence. Problem #3 – she then became stuck, feet-up, in-between two windows with a #2 in a room with a clogged toilet. At that point you just forget about the embarrassment and dive head-first into the bragging rights associated with a story like that.
Are there enough puns in this story yet?
See a picture of fire crews rescuing the woman.
Anyway, the toilet’s owner is a college student, and after the fire department wound up destroying the window to get the woman out, he set up a crowdfunding page to raise funds to replace the window. His goal was to raise a couple hundred dollars, but has wound up getting north of $1,000. He and the woman say they’re splitting the money (after repairs) between two charities; one for firefighters, and another that builds flushing toilets in developing countries. The two have also been on a second date together. He says “We had a lovely night on the second date but it’s too early to say if she’s the one. But we got on very very well and she’s a lovely girl. And we’ve already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first.”
That’s an awesome story, and we’re being totally honest. That’s one for the grandkids for sure.